Potato

A carnivorous animal that secretly kills humans

Oh look a killer potato - A random person

by shadow2329382938 June 25, 2022

Potato sacked

When a football quarterback gets hit by two linemen. One hits the quarterback in the legs from the front, while the other hits the quarterback in the back from behind.

That quarterback got potato sacked on third and long!

by Baloriolefan October 6, 2019

Potato Skin

The interior part of the skin in an uncircumcised penis

“I sucked on Brads potato skin all day”

by sheerfreak June 21, 2020

Potato

A name for a person who you love

Best friend:what am I to you?
Girl:you're my potato!

by Redpineapple September 10, 2020

Potato

1. A pointless vegetable that is honestly just there.

2. An unsuspecting, yet very dangerous sexual weapon if used correctly.

"Don't trust that man with a potato in a dark alley!"

by Davikins July 19, 2013

potato

a potato is a

"potato"

by .potato December 4, 2020

Pirate Potato

Only the coolest gamers have this gamer tag

"Damn Pirate Potato is such a cool kid."

by OzzaO May 6, 2021