Dad

A person that left your life when you were a kid

“My dad never came home with the milk,so I’ll go look for him.”

by Kitty_Kat08 January 29, 2022

pterodactyl dad

Male version of helicopter mom. Overly protective father.

He is such a pterodactyl dad, he won't stop micromanaging his daughter.

by GingerMarlin December 18, 2021

Bachelor Dad

Everything a father would do and be like minus the wife and kids.

Julia: “Wow look at how great Tim is with our kids and dog, I can’t believe he doesn’t have his own family.
Tim: “Yeah, he’s a great bachelor dad.”

by TimArmstrong March 13, 2021

bloxbrug dad

A fake dad to give you therapy because how you lost your dad IRL

Bloxbrug dads these days.....

by dudecoolbrojeez September 13, 2022

DAD

DAMN YOU DAD! *STARTS SHAKING FIST WIDLY*

MY DAD ATE MY CHAIR

by anonymous July 5, 2022

Dad For The Day

When you have a one night stand with a single mother

Jeff what happened with you and that milf last night? “I was a dad for the day”

by Chaggot April 16, 2025

Tourist dad

If i had to put it bluntly, I would refer to this man as 'gallant', the impact this man has on the prospect of society to become a better place with this man in it is, how I would put optimistic to say the least. He can be portrayed as inquisitive, yet emotional. The impact this man has on my life is in fact how I would refer to as a memorable roller coaster of happiness and give's me the power and pleasure to strive to be him. I mean he literally put's his son on a leash, doesn't get much better than that.

Think of tourist dad like an ocean.

by HowToTrainYourFaggon July 2, 2024