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Golden hyena

To make a chick laugh so hard she pisses herself.
"Hey Gard, your missus had a golden hyena!"
by Yurrick Hunt February 6, 2010
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Golden Jubilpee

A 50th birthday party where the birthday person is given a golden shower at the moment of blowing out the candles. instead of presents can you get Pee scent. Similar to a comedy roast but where the birthday person is literally pissed on.
On my 50th birthday, I had a hint that there might be a surprise in store but instead received a golden jubilpee Arranged by my ex girlfriends!
by anonymous January 5, 2022
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Vegas Golden Knights

A shitty hockey team in Las Vegas that paid NHL refs to rig the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs.
by drshallow69 January 4, 2024
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golden snowflake

A Trump supporter who gets overly sensitive and melts down when facts are presented which contradict what their leader has told them, and are unable to use logic to disprove the facts.
Fact : Repealing the ACA will deprive 20+ million of their health insurance.

Golden snowflake: Liberal tears LOL. Make America great again! Fake news, bad media!

Fact: Less people voted for Trump. The majority of the country found him unappealing and unqualified.

Golden snowflake: Doesn't matter! The electoral college* wanted him! #MAGA

*Note - elites.
by Dr.Kruschnekov January 14, 2017
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Golden Gloved

The act of urinating into a latex glove and then slapping someone and popping it on your partners face
I got golden gloved last night and totally wasn’t expecting it!
by Masterdebator1234567 January 2, 2019
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Emmy golden

EmmyG is probably the sweetest person you'll ever meet. She is funny, bright, and has 100 percent ENFP energy. She is also very sassy and can be a handful sometimes but in a good way. She is also very friendly and confident and has no trouble hitting it up with someone. It's hard to not fall for her but that's okay!
She'll probably reject you in the most sweetest and subtlest way possible, you won't even realize she rejected you. She is also gorgeous and dances like a kpop idol!

She can make your life a movie (a happy one at that!)
Is that Emmy Golden?! I wish she was mine....
by EmmyPete13 October 6, 2022
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Czech golden shower

When you shoot a VZ-61 Scorpion and finish a 20-round mag before the first brass hits the ground.
Brandon Herrera: The VZ-61 makes such a cool noise when you do the Czech golden shower.
Me: Please Brandon, have my children.
by Lets_Go_Brandon November 17, 2022
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