A person who lies on there Facebook status/info/comments to make his or her life seem more interesting.
Molly's Status: going to the movies tomorrow! what should i see?
Molly's Sister: you aren't going to the movies! we have to go to a wedding. Gosh you're such a Facebook Fibber.
Molly's Sister: you aren't going to the movies! we have to go to a wedding. Gosh you're such a Facebook Fibber.
by Andi412 June 22, 2010
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by crakamartin August 19, 2009
Get the Facebook Hand mug.The act of adding every little detail about one's life, including but not limited to:
1) in which city were you born in
2) which schools you attended and in which cities
3) what accomplishments you've achieved, academic, curricular, etc.
4) where have you worked or currently work at
5) what skills or hobbies you acquire
6) which university or college you attended and in which year you graduated
7) what did you major in while you were completing you're post-secondary education
and the list can go on on.......
but sadly enough, even after exposing everything about one's life via facebook, still many people are unable to find jobs. This is because facebook is not a website to look for jobs/work.
1) in which city were you born in
2) which schools you attended and in which cities
3) what accomplishments you've achieved, academic, curricular, etc.
4) where have you worked or currently work at
5) what skills or hobbies you acquire
6) which university or college you attended and in which year you graduated
7) what did you major in while you were completing you're post-secondary education
and the list can go on on.......
but sadly enough, even after exposing everything about one's life via facebook, still many people are unable to find jobs. This is because facebook is not a website to look for jobs/work.
John has been updating his facebook continously over the past two months. He has listed all his academic accomplishments, what teams and institutions he has worked for, where he has volunteered and worked, what scholarships and bursaries he has received and where and what he studied and in which year. But despite his habit of updating his Facebook Resume, he has been unable to find himself a real job. John has been unable to realize that facebook is not made for this purpose.
by thunder_bolt001 July 5, 2014
Get the Facebook Resume mug.The excitement you get when you creep someone one facebook and see them in real life without personally knowing them.
Usually doesn't go nice and smoothly as you planned
Usually doesn't go nice and smoothly as you planned
by Krizzly420 October 3, 2011
Get the Facebook excitement mug.When someone comments on something and the person above them deletes their comment to make them look stupid.
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Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 2- Wow that picture sucks
Guy 1- Fag^
After facebook screwing
Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 1- Fag^
Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 2- Wow that picture sucks
Guy 1- Fag^
After facebook screwing
Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 1- Fag^
by Dankap March 24, 2011
Get the facebook screwing mug.Every new layout that Facebook changes to is called the "Bizarro Facebook," as each new layout is less familiar than the original Facebook layout. This is, of course, in reference to a series of comic books produced by DC comics.
Today, February 9th 2010, Facebook updated to a new layout, which is the current "Bizarro Facebook." It has already confused several thousand account holders, and it's only been an hour. Among these confusions...
Where did my 'wall' go?
Where are all of my 'friends?'
Does this go here?
Facebook... if you're going to change, be applicable.
Where did my 'wall' go?
Where are all of my 'friends?'
Does this go here?
Facebook... if you're going to change, be applicable.
by Indiana_Dan_87 February 9, 2010
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