When two couples have been dating for ONLY two months or less and telling each other "I love you" & talking about each other on FB and posting some annoying ass lovey Dovey bullshit on each others profile thinking its cute, but in reality, its annoying as fuck...
Guy post status about GF: I love her so much. I wanna marry her!
Friend comments: HOW FUCKING CUTE! And how long have you two been dating now? two months? a week?
GTFO you're Facebook Sprung
Friend comments: HOW FUCKING CUTE! And how long have you two been dating now? two months? a week?
GTFO you're Facebook Sprung
by koolpool13 November 11, 2012
Get the Facebook Sprung mug.Girl 1: His Facebook status says that he is single, but his pictures make it seem like he has a girlfriend.
Girl 2: The pictures are just Facebook Remains, They just broke up last month.
Or
Guy 1: She has a man. Her Wal-to-wall with James makes it obvious they are dating.
Guy 2: No, those are just Facebook Remains.
Girl 2: The pictures are just Facebook Remains, They just broke up last month.
Or
Guy 1: She has a man. Her Wal-to-wall with James makes it obvious they are dating.
Guy 2: No, those are just Facebook Remains.
by Jacqui BB August 26, 2008
Get the [Facebook] Remains mug.When someone calls all in with a crap hand in Texas Hold 'em. Usually all of the rookies call and end up winning with a High face card or a pair that is on the board.
by crakamartin August 19, 2009
Get the Facebook Hand mug.When people create their own conversations amoungst you're profile eg status updates, and has nothing to do with it.
by Tinkrbelle August 6, 2010
Get the Facebook Massacring mug.The act of adding every little detail about one's life, including but not limited to:
1) in which city were you born in
2) which schools you attended and in which cities
3) what accomplishments you've achieved, academic, curricular, etc.
4) where have you worked or currently work at
5) what skills or hobbies you acquire
6) which university or college you attended and in which year you graduated
7) what did you major in while you were completing you're post-secondary education
and the list can go on on.......
but sadly enough, even after exposing everything about one's life via facebook, still many people are unable to find jobs. This is because facebook is not a website to look for jobs/work.
1) in which city were you born in
2) which schools you attended and in which cities
3) what accomplishments you've achieved, academic, curricular, etc.
4) where have you worked or currently work at
5) what skills or hobbies you acquire
6) which university or college you attended and in which year you graduated
7) what did you major in while you were completing you're post-secondary education
and the list can go on on.......
but sadly enough, even after exposing everything about one's life via facebook, still many people are unable to find jobs. This is because facebook is not a website to look for jobs/work.
John has been updating his facebook continously over the past two months. He has listed all his academic accomplishments, what teams and institutions he has worked for, where he has volunteered and worked, what scholarships and bursaries he has received and where and what he studied and in which year. But despite his habit of updating his Facebook Resume, he has been unable to find himself a real job. John has been unable to realize that facebook is not made for this purpose.
by thunder_bolt001 July 5, 2014
Get the Facebook Resume mug.The delibarate act of posting a status, logging off, then logging on again to see if anyone commented.
Me: Hey, didn't you log into Facebook like a million times.
Them: Of course not. I logged in once.
Me: Liar! I knew you were Facebook popping
Them: Of course not. I logged in once.
Me: Liar! I knew you were Facebook popping
by BigassBootyPlaya September 3, 2011
Get the Facebook Popping mug.Jonh: "did you hear that Adam liked Louise's status last night?"
Anna: "But Adam has no idea who she is?"
Jonh: "I guess he is just facebook confident"
Anna: "But Adam has no idea who she is?"
Jonh: "I guess he is just facebook confident"
by Robin French January 8, 2012
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