Facebook Vortex

1. a place in Facebook, created by the human mind, where "late" messages, and notifications are sucked into, resulting in delayed arrival. The subconscious mind creates this to make an excuse for forgetting to reply, for lack of attention, and for flat out ignoring someone on Facebook.

2. an actual place in Facebook where messages and notifications are sucked into causing delayed arrival.
**** This is an unexplained and *RARE* phenomenon****

1.Mitch: July 20 at 12:39pm
hey we still gonna hang saturday? :)

Marie: July 25 at 1:34pm
i JUST got this! SO sorry!
it would'nt have worked anyways, i was busyyyyy

Mitch: July 25 at 1:41pm
i saw you on chat the last couple days. it's like it got sucked into a Facebook Vortex or something.

Marie: July 25 at 1:56pm
i KNOW! fucked up, eh?

2."What the hell???? She commented on this TWO fucking days ago! It's like it got trapped in a Facebook Vortex or some shit."

by mitchmatsch July 25, 2011

facebook body

female with a facebook account and profile picture of only her face zoom out she is FUCKING HUGE.

Arnold: How'd your date go?

Daniel: terrible. facebook body she was like 300 lbs

by tweetsfromabyss February 23, 2013

Facebook Overload

When people new to Facebook are constantly online posting statuses that never really make sense.

Often posting statuses that say LMS

"Dude! I just got a Facebook!"
"I can tell. You're totally in Facebook overload."

LMS

Facebook Overload

by BabyJay6 December 5, 2011

Overheard on Facebook

A non-creepy way of bringing up something you read on Facebook, usually about a conversation not involving you

"I overheard on Facebook that Sam is going to that party on Friday"
"OMG you stalker!"

by synthetic42 July 17, 2009

facebook screwing

When someone comments on something and the person above them deletes their comment to make them look stupid.

....
Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 2- Wow that picture sucks
Guy 1- Fag^

After facebook screwing

Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 1- Fag^

by Dankap March 24, 2011

facebook slackard

a person who has a facebook account, page, friends, etc. but who very rarely or never goes onto their facebook site to respond/interact/assimilate; who ignores or neglects reading or responding to their contacts. Consequences can include missing important social functions and information.

Crap, I shouldn't be a such a Facebook slackard!

by hagesmd June 5, 2010

Facebook Massacring

When people create their own conversations amoungst you're profile eg status updates, and has nothing to do with it.

we are totally facebook massacring Tracey's status right now

by Tinkrbelle August 6, 2010