Yer Dad 

Your dad sells Avon

Harry :Here mate Your maw

Josh :Naw Yer Dad

Yer Dad by STRG July 13, 2022

Ur dad 

Someone I fucked

I did Ur dad

Ur dad by Your favorite gay transmasc July 19, 2022

Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom 

Informal terms used to refer to parents who are siblings who inbred.

"My parents are both siblings who inbred to have me so they're my uncle dad and aunt mom."

Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom by Ekker July 29, 2022

Turtle Dad

Another way to say That'll do.

"I'm gonna set this right here. Turtle dad!"

Turtle Dad by Quote_ August 4, 2022

Band Dad 

Middle aged men (sometimes women a.k.a. Band Mom) that are handy with tools and building. Typically has a child enrolled in marching band, drumline, color guard, drum corps, etc. Typically volunteers to build props, but may take on other tasks such as towing trailers, mixing Gatorade, etc.

Why did you bring your drill to rehearsal?

- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.

Band Dad by ztothex August 21, 2022

Your dad

He went to get the milk but came back when you became a famous football player

Bro I'm gonna turn into your dad *disappears*

Your dad by The gentleman whom asked August 25, 2022

Your Dad

Said he was gonna get the milk but he never came back he also never cared about his kids

The mom is usually happy

Will only return if you win the lottery

Your dad is gone and not coming back

Your Dad by Nintenplushworld August 26, 2022