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Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom 

Informal terms used to refer to parents who are siblings who inbred.
"My parents are both siblings who inbred to have me so they're my uncle dad and aunt mom."

Turtle Dad

"I'm gonna set this right here. Turtle dad!"
Turtle Dad by Quote_ August 4, 2022

Band Dad 

Middle aged men (sometimes women a.k.a. Band Mom) that are handy with tools and building. Typically has a child enrolled in marching band, drumline, color guard, drum corps, etc. Typically volunteers to build props, but may take on other tasks such as towing trailers, mixing Gatorade, etc.
Why did you bring your drill to rehearsal?

- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.
Band Dad by ztothex August 21, 2022
He went to get the milk but came back when you became a famous football player
Bro I'm gonna turn into your dad *disappears*
Said he was gonna get the milk but he never came back he also never cared about his kids

The mom is usually happy

Will only return if you win the lottery
Your dad is gone and not coming back
Your Dad by Nintenplushworld August 26, 2022