Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies

The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.

by Connie Bates May 13, 2016

cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

ikkie cookie

When a group of people masturbate on a cookie, and whoever doesn't cum will then eat it

Man, me and all my friends had an Ikkie Cookie last night, and Ray ended up having to eat it

by Ikkaruz April 18, 2016

squishy cookie

a definitive time for the word vagina

I liked her in the squishy cookie.

by Person O'random May 1, 2016

cookie dippin

When you dip into yo girls cookie.

I'm going cookie dipping.

by Guilty May 5, 2016

Grand Cookie

Old twat

Eat my grand cookie out

by Cum Swallow September 15, 2016

subway cookie

Food a homeless man or woman stores between their ass cheeks to prevent other homeless people from stealing it.

It used to be a normal BLT sandwich, but after compressing in his ass, it has flattened into a subway cookie.

by Heckleck September 4, 2016