college climber

That one girl in school who is in every single activity or club only so they can put it down in their college applications.

“Jessie is such a college climber, she joined my club and only came once.”

by ohgodno December 8, 2017

college schedule

Word schedule where you actually work zero hours for your boss because you tell him you have fake college classes to attend.

I’m not working this week because I’m on a college schedule at work.

by Fakes in GA December 17, 2017

College ruled

A small paper for rolling substances (commonly marijuana) but can mean any type of paper.

This term is the opposite of wide ruled

You got those college ruled?

by BFxx January 20, 2018

College hit

When you exhale completely, emptying your lungs before taking a large bong rip and holding the hit for at least ten seconds.

Whoa, Robby just took a college hit! He's gonna be super stoned!

by Thekingofqueefs January 24, 2018

College plague

A place in which there is a group of sororities or frat houses around the neighborhood.

"Uh, look at CU and all the college plague."

" I don't feel like going to a college plague."

by Hatandle June 2, 2018

College girlfriend

Something I can't get!

It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.

by nilethe146 June 6, 2018

Collateral Drama

\ kə-ˈla-t(ə-)rəl ˌ ˈdrä-mə , ˈdra-\ -- Anxieties induced by over exposure to the troubles, trials, and tribulations, incessantly retold by friends and co-workers.

Jobie was asked, by her manager, to work from home, as her personal life was causing too much collateral drama within the tightly knit cubical workspace.

by Rambose Fierce August 16, 2018