Asshole terms

If it's short and makes you sound like a smart ass, then you're an asshole.
This also applies to terms that point out the fucking obvious, regardless of weather or not it's does anything for the conversation/question.

Can anyone tell me how to properly cook vegetables? PLEASE don't use any asshole terms.
Look it up on Google.

by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018

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Massive Asshole

Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.

My buddy George has been sick for two days because of his "Massive Asshole" boss.

by nicemeister April 07, 2022

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ASSHOLE BRAINS

When you GO IN DRY several times and the IMMUNE SYSTENS in your body are always monitoring your use of YOUR ASSHOLE.

Hey, I speak from experience as I went in DRY a handful of times and now my ASSHOLE BRAINS kicked in and I am as lubricated as a BACKSIDE PUSSY.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 08, 2021

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Asshole melter

The steamiest, hottest, most painful shit that causes your asshole to burn for a few minutes after

“Bro my ass is so sore”
“What the hell happend?!”
“I just had an Asshole Melter”

by CuppaDoe June 13, 2024

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ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION

When you perform ANAL INTERCOURSE on anybody and it's extremely passionate as there is a clear cause.

When homosexuals FUCK without LUBE.

Demonstration of commiting a PEDOPHILE ACT on someone's child.

When you are PLOWIN' THE BACK 40 and ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION is the result as you indeed have a bloody situation. on your hands.

No lube , sorry ALAN , I always wanted to see your ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION.

Tom found out you boogied with his boy and now he is answering your ANAL INTERCOURSE ad as he is ready for some serious ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION with you ALAN.

by NEE TRANSEXUALITY April 24, 2021

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