asshole fiend

A male homosexual

Stay away from that nightclub, man, it’s full of nothing but asshole fiends.

by Cousin Rebel April 22, 2018

asshole

a person that is of poor quality human, normally a waste of breath and is annoying

Max: hey i had sex with your fat mom
Ted: fuck you man your an asshole

by alekbie2 May 21, 2021

Asshole Brita

A human anus with hair so full and coarse that it filters the fecal mater.

That Tacobell was brutal, it was a little hard to push through the old asshole brita

by sushikid0 December 17, 2021

asshole

John

John is an asshole because he abuses people

by Sniff tickle August 16, 2019

Asshole

You

If someone asks u what an asshole means
Just say “you”

by I’m Mr Door October 28, 2019

opportunistic asshole

People who always pick the asshole choice whenever they can do something good/not do something bad.

Dave: Dude did you seriously eat half the brownies I made before anyone else even woke up?
Warbel: You snooze you lose lol
Dave: Fucking opportunistic asshole

by gingerlover123wastaken April 22, 2023

Asshole

Another name for a Russian president who has a really long term.

Putin: I'm an asshole!

by amogus susi September 13, 2022