Assholery 

Behavior typical of an asshole.

Gerta: "Did you see how Aflac fired Gilbert Gottfried for his jokes?"
Bertrand: "Yup. They're guilty of assholery."

Assholery by Dove the Master April 2, 2011

box of smashed assholes 

This is a referral to something really nasty, the term "box of smashed assholes" is usually followed by a numerical value, such as "a thousand"

My fart smelled like a box of a thousand smashed assholes.

What the fuck, this beer tastes like a box of a hundred smashed assholes.

This indian smelled like a box of smashed assholes. He was drunk and high too. And tried to borrow a dollar.

box of smashed assholes by Friedolays November 4, 2009

asswhole-itis 

Noun - A person that is and has been an asswhole his/her whole life. A person who has relished a life long symptomatic habitual passion in being an asswhole and problem child even from birth their entire life with no end in site.

I just don’t understand why Julio can’t just be normal for about 2 seconds. All we wanted was a nice picture together, but he chose to make a nasty face during them taking the snapshot, he’s gotta have the asswhole-itis I swear! =p

asswhole-itis by é2daizz0 November 10, 2009

Sock Full Of Assholes 

Rancid, very pungent, not only smells like an "afterwork in boots all night sock stench", you get the "i haven't wiped for a week StallStench Pewpy"

Chico's breath smells like Dud's asshole full of socks.... ooopsy, I meant ... sock full of assholes... PEEEW!!

Sock Full Of Assholes by Lord Knows July 17, 2004

assmole 

A mole on your ass. Similar to asshole. But since the asshole serves a purpose for excretory purposes, an assmole is purely a skin defect on your ass.

STFU ASSMOLE!
Your mom gave birth to an assmole :D

assmole by Failedxattempts May 21, 2008

assholes and elbows 

To move in a hurry; to go somewhere quickly; hustle.

When you hear the word to get over here...I wanna see assholes and elbows.

assholes and elbows by Junior B. September 4, 2006

Assholism 

When one has the addictive behavior of being an asshole

Jeff: Aww man, Joe totally ripped on me today

Wayne: Yea, I hear he is suffering from assholism...

Assholism by Justine_Hawley February 5, 2009