asshole

the taste of an ass

Oh youre an asshole

by uh69 March 15, 2023

Asshole

You

Fuck you asshole

by Jojwjwjejej June 5, 2024

Asshole melter

The steamiest, hottest, most painful shit that causes your asshole to burn for a few minutes after

“Bro my ass is so sore”
“What the hell happend?!”
“I just had an Asshole Melter”

by CuppaDoe June 12, 2024

narcissistic asshole

This can also apply to men other than straight men. The definition on here currently only has an example of "Girl 1" and "Girl. 2" It could also apply to "Man 1 and "Man 2" with the same example.

Man 1: "Isn't Dan so smart and cute? What a great guy to have on our team."

Man 2: "Totally. Until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole."

by Andrea the So-So June 15, 2024

Asshole in the corner pocket

A name for someone that is so annoying that you want to shove into the corner instead of saying “sit down and shut up”

Person 1: Ugh, this person is being so damn annoying!
Person 2: It can’t be that bad.
Person 1: He’s ruining the day for everyone! I just wanna shove him into a wall!
Person 2: He must be a real asshole in the corner pocket.

by SyncreticPriestess June 17, 2024

Assholes

The people in my neighborhood who are setting off fireworks at 1:00 am like my brother in christ im trying to sleep

"Please smash out assholes daddy"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024