torqued asshole

Rectal tearing from excessive anal activities

I have a torqued asshole because of David from last nights sex

by NtotheD October 9, 2018

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Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse

You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole

by Coidesal November 1, 2018

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The receiver/stuffee curls up on the floor like a roasted Christmas bird, the giver/stuffer lubricates their arm with butter and various seasonings while grabbing a handful of mixed veggies (can also substitute trail mix) and inserts stuffing into stuffees asshole.

Bro last night my girl let me give her “Poultry Asshole” for Christmas!

by BigDaddyThunder January 28, 2019

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Flat asshole

Your buttcheeks are so spread apart that your ass hole flat

Brittian you have a flat asshole

by Magsw13 February 13, 2019

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Flaming Asshole™️

Originating from the word Asshole or the Latin phrase: (nequissimi ignea culus) is the term used to describe someone who is very unlikeable and tends to hold the belief that they are like amongst the people and can usually hold the characteristics of a Babbling Idiot. (See: Bernie Sanders) Pronounced: A•ss•hol

Matt: Bernie Sanders just said the biggest threat to the nation is white men and their mercantilistic ways and then he removed me from his rally.

Donald: Well as you may know, Senator Sanders is a Flaming Asshole™️ maybe the biggest, warmest, and largest the world has ever seen.

by CNN-Facts_Matter August 13, 2019

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