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Sam

A ping pong boy ( table tennis, if you’re trying to impress him). He starts his days with mushroom coffee, Wim Hof breathing, and cold showers. Crazy, you may ask? Sam typically has severe ADHD and cannot stop speaking. Most Sam’s are below 5’8 and have very fat lips used for eating large amounts of food however, this may result in explosive diarrhea up to 10 times a day. Although his sexuality is unclear he is very funny.
Girl 1: Hey did you see how handsome James was
Girl 2: yeah omg
Sam: Yeahh ommg girl he’s soo hot
by Juliaeosepau August 16, 2022
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Evan Sam

Evan Sam is brown and friendly thats all.
Evan Sam is brown and friendly
by idk i like dick tionary August 24, 2022
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Sam-Style Interview

Getting really excited and over confident for an interview that you don't have the qualifications or experience to get.
Person 1: I didn't get the job.
Person 2: why not?
Person 1: they said they wanted someone with more experience or specific experience.
Person 2: sounds like you had a Sam-Style Interview
by Sam Interviewee August 25, 2022
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Sam Perrault

The best non binary person you’ll ever meet, they are awesome.
Sam Perrault. Is. The. Best. Ever
by Char char August 28, 2022
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Sam

A woman who makes Fud the Stud a happy man. She is vegan and has a lovely dog named Basil. She has not one, not two, but THREE CHILDREN, and still manages to stay calm on a daily basis. She has red hair as she is 50% Elmo and a 'mullet'. She is very caring and giving and puts other people before her.
"Vegan? Red hair? Yep, she's definitely called Sam."
by freggythesexhaver August 30, 2022
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Sam

A woman who makes Fud the Stud a happy man. She is vegan and has a lovely dog named Basil. She has not one, not two, but THREE CHILDREN, and still manages to stay calm on a daily basis. She has red hair as she is 50% Elmo and a 'mullet'. She is very caring and giving and puts other people before her.
"She's vegan? And has red hair too? Yep, she's definitely called Sam."
by freggythesexhaver August 30, 2022
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sam

if a ping pong ball was a person ur usually white and have no brain not to be rude tho
yooo sam is a total weirdo

yeah man he reminds me of a ping pong ball
by curlyheadache September 1, 2022
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