penis probe

A probe that is used to inspect the inside of your dick. Mainly used by gay aliens who suck the juice out of your cock.

“We need to inspect his dick with a penis probe”

by WeinerWank’nWilly November 25, 2019

Cary’s penis

A girlfriend’s big honker (not really) she uses it to jack off and penetrate your soft folds but that’s all

Serenity: I want Cary’s penis
Girlfriend: o k a y

by SerenityUwU February 23, 2019

Thrusty the penis

Mythical penis hes theme song is: Im a little penis short and stout this is my cock this is my balls watch me go vagina in and out thats the way I like it.

Here comes thrusty the penis and his friend vagina

by Poepholl Pilot February 25, 2019

Penis Holster

A Vagina. Also, the opening in Dan’s mouth.

Shut your damn penis holster Dan.

by St.Ranges March 2, 2019

penis grapes

big and round

penis grapes r so good n juice

by bitchhahha April 28, 2019

penis divorce

When two docking penises undock.

We heard somebody coming up the stairs, so we had to penis divorce really fast.

by fuckazoid jones May 1, 2019

Jese penis

a dick head i mean dude who anoys the flip doodle out of you and his hair reminds you of an oily door mat, also for the laddy's you better watch out because he has some shit kissing skills. with his duck lips it is pretty much impossible to make out normally.

Jese penis is my favourite uncle because he when i sleep over at his house he always sucks me off

by ya boi know it all May 7, 2019