Butt Job

A Butt Job is employment that is extremely easy; usually a desk job where you set on your butt.

I am tired of lifting all this sh*t at the store. Damn I need a butt job

by Liberation Theology August 20, 2019

thong job

A severe wedgy; A reaction guys have when girls were low jeans.

That girl gave you a thong job.

by dmcool June 14, 2004

Palm job

When you finish fingering a womans vagina, just before she squirts slap your hand over it and block it for extra speed and accuracy

I just got 10/10. Doing a palm job On my wife .

by Shadowfox796 June 1, 2018

ice job

when a girl puts ice cubes in her mouth then blows someone

Jake knew Nikki was a freak, but when she gave him an ice job, he knew he was in love

by JizzyJake38 December 7, 2010

Faux job

The act of giving a simulated blow job. Fully-clothed, knelt in front of the receiever. Lifelike motions required, sucking sounds optional.

"I'm sofa king jealous of that dude who just gave Adam Lambert a faux job"

by YBFGOT November 24, 2009

emoticon job

When someone attaches the opposite emoticon to a sentence when they truly have the opposite emotion. For instance, attaching a smiley face to a sentence when one is totally pissed off.

You are the greatest :) (When I am actually thinking you are a total dumb ass. You have just been emoticon jobbed

by knockgav June 10, 2011

man-job

A man-on-man blow-job.

(( Generally speaking, it's a heterosexual man-on-man blow-job ))

BOB: Hey, Jim! Let's have a wing-eating contest.

JIM: OK, Bob. What do I get if I win?

BOB: How's 20 bucks sound?

JIM: Sounds GREAT!!? And if I lose?

BOB: You have to give me a man-job?

JIM: NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE? What about the usual reach-around?

BOB: WON'T WORK THIS TIME!!!

JIM: YOU'RE ON, PAL!

by Sally September 14, 2004