"SLAP BOXIN JESUS" 

When you are so drunk you start swinging at anybody in sight

"If i drink anymore of this Remy Martin i'll be "SLAP BOXIN JESUS"

"SLAP BOXIN JESUS" by SUSPIRIA May 9, 2006

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick 

Exclamation of disbelief.

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
where the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick by luser November 21, 2002

Jumpin Jesus 

a word to show your expression when someone scares you

ONLY AARON AND VERONICAS..NOT BENNYS.

Jumpin Jesus you scared the bejesus out of me!

Jumpin Jesus by AT02202 December 18, 2006

pot Jesus

The guy who takes the blame so that others may smoke.

Damn, Greg totally played pot Jesus last night when the cops busted us.

pot Jesus by thephil November 8, 2007

Plastic Jesus

1. A Jesus figure made out of plastic
2. An item that gives serenity to its owner

I don't care if it rains or freezes, just as long as I have my plastic Jesus! - Chris Miller

Plastic Jesus by Ryan November 13, 2003

what the jesus? 

Like saying "What the hell?" or "What the fuck?" with softer language. Used in response to a completely random or inappropriate comment.

>It burns when I pee.
>>What the Jesus?

what the jesus? by geoff April 22, 2005

holy jesus convention

A term used in a cosplay skit, one about Narutards, and how many there are. Basically, it was one of the best skits I've seen, and it made me laugh. Jiraiya was great for saying this.

But other than that, the term is basically the coolest thing ever, only being used by the truely amazing people.

Friend: Woah, check out that sick ride!
Other Friend: Holy jesus convention, that is friggin' sweet!

holy jesus convention by Shelbyyyy June 19, 2006