Humans

Humans are fucking ugly. They will never be attractive no matter what they fucking do fat, artificial, plastic fuckfaces.

Fuck you ugly shit humans change your bodies into cute animals.

by Iluvcubs February 8, 2020

Humanly

A race on "Earth", that makes it's way through all there is by enslaving or destroying anyone or anything in it's way.
Claims to be civilised and moral, but fails to demonstrate it through it's actions.

Also is not to be trusted. These humans will betray you or anyone else if it serves their purpose.
Suffers from a severe superiority complex.

Dear Alex,

Sorry to chase, are you able to give us a date you believe the Abbey Wharf CFD report will be ready. Needing as soon as humanly possible.

by Humanly April 24, 2020

Humanly

A race on "Earth", that makes it's way through all there is by enslaving or destroying anyone or anything in it's way.
Claims to be civilised and moral, but fails to demonstrate it through it's actions.

Also is not to be trusted. These humans will betray you or anyne else if it serves their purpose.
Suffers from a severe superiority complex.

Dear Alex,

Sorry to chase, are you able to give us a date you believe Abbey Wharf CFD report will be ready. Needing as soon as humanly possible.

by Humanly April 24, 2020

humanities

The worst fucking subject after maths.

If you enjoy this subject kys or just get hurt badly.

'Yo what class you got next?'
'Ugh fucking humanities'
'Praying for you bro'

by cooch13destroyer March 5, 2021

Humanities

humanities is that class. yes that faggoty class that gives too much homework. catch a guy working on his ce in passing periods. watch a bro get molested by the 32-page reading he forgot to do. can you complain and skip? no. they strategically give you so much homework but over a span of 2 or more days so u always had the other day(s). oh youre a sophmore? ggs ur english. they crack jokes (and maybe some blunt if u in the crib type shit foo) in class for the entire class or lecture you on your ass time management.

3:52 AM:
"yo wat u up to ma boi, im gaming rn, its getting late" - non humanities-taking friend
"nigga, im doing my religions chart. i just got like 42 more columns" - you (cus u take hum)
"bro wat were u doing all day bruh?" - friend
"abc project, olympus project, 3 practice CEs, 2 major CEs, map quiz & unit test stud." - you
"..." - friend
"oh yea i cant forget my 13 page WHAP textbook, 2 epic, 21 HUM book readings and hum experience" - you
"nig-" - friend
"SHIT- my 10 min SSR & SAQs & LEQ practice" - you
"you might as well mcnutt yourself" - god

by masterWhipper69 October 20, 2022

Humanising Data

The premise that charts, tables and graphs are inhumane and the proposition that visualisation systems immerse you in the data in such a way that you can process charts, tables and graphs subconsciously.

Marketing Manager walking to a WIP (work-in-progress) meeting "Oh no, not another meeting pouring over slabs of paper filled with Excel tables and pie charts". Data scientist walking alongside: "Don't worry, we've moved all the reporting into a Humanising Data visualisation system, I think you'll find it very easy to find the data points you're looking for. Manager as they both walk in the meeting room door, looking at the three newly installed large format touch-screens: "Oooh, this is nice".

by CompSciFutures January 12, 2023

Humanitension

Humanitension: The persistent tension and unease surrounding global issues that impact humanity as a whole, encompassing concerns related to climate change, social justice, and political instability, leading to a chronic state of low-level anxiety and apprehension.

As she scrolled through the news headlines, a sense of humanitension weighed upon her, the chronic unease and worry about global crises and challenges leaving her feeling both compelled to take action and overwhelmed by the magnitude of the world's problems.

by Kewk July 2, 2023