Douche Giggle

What Earl says when he is about to go play with himself after he gets done playing the sex part on saints row 2

OMG I feel like such a DOUCHE GIGGLE

by bl00m0nst3r January 17, 2009

douche bag

Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!

Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian

Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douche bag. Both Male and Female need to douche themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douche bags that will follow in thier douche bag steps

One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around. However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douche bag, stop Douche'n yourself around."

by petitions/no-more-kardashian November 15, 2011

Douche Bag

Someone who is either: (A) absent minded on a continuous basis with little awareness of their lost and impotent communication, or (B) lacking skill, talent, and/or knowledge while communicating with little to no insight, conviction, or passion, or (C) simply a boring dumb-ass who is flat out uninteresting and whose words are classically predictable sayings, cliche euphemisms, and lowlife observational remarks that begin a chain of awkward and idiotic, downhill conversation.

Last night, I began talking to this gorgeous girl; however, right away I noticed that I made the classic mistake by judging a book by its cover. Every word she spoke made me feel stupider and I realized this douche bag was truly a blank book with a thin candy shell.

What a douche bag that guys is! He interrupted me to yell orders for a drink, paid for it, and then walked away from the bar empty handed, completely forgetting his drink.

by NMFSD February 20, 2011

game douche

a person who always mentions a better game when talking about games

I like forza" "well blur is better" "youre a game douche"

by awsoem-o November 29, 2011

loaner-douche

Loaner-douche is just another way to write loaner douche.
*See loaner douche for definition.

He's not just, like... a -normal- douche. He's a loaner-douche (or loaner douche)."

by Alycia H. April 21, 2008

oreo douche

A dumb bitch that won't share any Oreos.

Example:
Guy 1: Don't be such a Oreo douche.
Guy 2: no! There my Oreos!

Don't be such a Oreo douche.

by spodermen sweg unite April 14, 2015

douche canoe

Someone too busy playing on their phone to pay attention to darts

Hey douche canoe! It's your turn!

by mcsdarts October 21, 2014