Douch-face

A male so egotistical and narcissistic that he oozes douchiness. Likes being pushed around by women. Constantly trying to "get some". Stay away at all costs.

Did you hear what that Douch-face did? He cheated on his girlfriend.

by Good Wife January 19, 2013

douche box

A female who tends to date douche bags

"If you date one more douche bag, you will officially be at douche box status"

by jd hol October 3, 2011

fuck douche

After a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina, she runs to the toilet and pushes it out as much as possible.

Quick, use my shirt for a fuck douche. You better not fuck douche on my stomach.

You better not fuck douche on my stomach.

by UserMKnight September 22, 2015

douche bag

a complete jackass that has not idea what they are talking about and calls people cut bags

Arron Leubner is a douche bag

by V C is ur ruler August 6, 2011

douche bag

1. a name u call someone whos an idiot
2. something used to clean ur vagina, usually used after ur period.

1. he is such a douche bag!!!
2. my friend looked up the word douche bag on wikipedia and it said a bag for douching.

by xcometxrulesx October 16, 2010

douche bag

A male with a crude, inflated, or outrageous sense of masculinity, expressed with displays lacking in imagination or taste.

Dude, enough with the tank tops, spiked hair and fake tan, you look like a douche bag.

by gladtohelpout February 12, 2010

douche shandy

part beer and then instead of lemonade its douche juice

sam how much douche juice do you want in your douche shandy

by lukeboi November 29, 2006