Crackeroni and cheese

A rich white boy and his MAGA Asian best friend

Dude: Oh no! I have to go visit my cousin Kevin on Long Island this weekend.
GF: What's wrong with Kevin?
Dude: He thinks he's white! He only wears polo shirts and always plays golf with his best friend Brad. They want to join Kappa Alpha together next year.
GF: Ew, now I understand, crackeroni and cheese boys are so gross.

by kevingtang33 January 6, 2021

Crackers

Means something is insignificant and bland, since crackers are not even good enough to be considered "cookies".

"Andy, no one remembers that you were accidentally unmuted in Physics. You are making a big deal out of crackers."

by C.Defines March 16, 2021

Pocket Crackers

Another term for condoms, used in reference to the the fact that you keep condoms in your pocket, and crack open the packaging. It also references the square shape that condom packages share with saltine crackers. Typically used in rural Pennsylvania.

Our late-night date was put to a halt when we realized I completely forgot to buy pocket crackers.

by ladyzoe December 27, 2016

Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights

A word used for what Bri'ish people call chips.

Bri'ish guy: So you call these things "Chips"? Instead of Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights? Rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

Other guy: What

by Keyboard Fucker September 28, 2021

Cracked Screen App

When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.

TT: How was the party last night?
AK: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning.

by Anusman2009 July 23, 2012

Cranker

An erection or hardon, usually encountered in Baltimore or other wharf dwelling commuties.

Pete: Sorry my cranker was poking you all night long, Adam. Don't take it too personal, ok?
Adam: it's fine , Pete. It's fine.

by Bossanova Bob May 28, 2016

crackedy

when someone is so dumb that they pass out from not being able to handle they're dumbness, they often fall back onto there backs and flail there limbs in the air

hey did you see Ella and James, they were looking like they were about to crackedy.

by bhadbaribie101 May 11, 2020