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I am a brad so im gonna tell you the real definition: Brad a guy who can come off as obnoxious but once you get get to know him can be really nice they normally have shot tempers and brown eyes and hir you can smell when ones coming because of the axe body spray they wear, brads are also known to be good at the sex.

P.s some brads can be total polynigmions
Guy 1: Brads about to come around the corner
Guy 2: How do you know?

Guy 1: Can't you smell the axe
Brad: Hi guys

Guy 1 and 2: He brad
by Hey aidan November 22, 2018
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brad pitt

An actor that is easily so good looking he could pass for gay.

He was born in rural Springfield, Missouri, and actually spent his life being the outdoorsman he plays in many of his movies.

A man over 40 with perfect abs, blonde hair and buns of steel. Someone Hitler would have been strongly attracted to sexually.

Went from having the grunge look with long girly hair in the 90s to being more spiked up and "macho" in later years.

Is in a contrived relationship with actress Angelina Jolie, who is part black.
Brad Pitt gets all the girls, but he really wants all the boys.
by Assex 776 September 30, 2007
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Brad Scott

by swoopsdad February 4, 2010
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Brad

A very timid driver; never takes openings in traffic and waits for 10 full car lengths before going.
Hey, here's a good opening.

Nah, Brad isn't going to go. So we either go now and leave him or wait for another opening 10 minutes from now
by eclipseretnaburn August 21, 2017
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Dirty Uncle Brad

When you make your hand into a fist and you stick it in your sisters mouth and scream the Hokey Pokey and then when you get to turn her around use the other fist to smack her on the head.
“I gave my sister the Dirty Uncle Brad last night, she loved it bruv!”
by CountDemon69 November 1, 2021
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brad

To overpay for something many times beyond the intended price and the objects true value.
He's about to completely brad by bidding $116 in the auction instead of $16. Must have made a typo.

I didn't notice the extra 0 on the price of the hamburger and just braded by paying $100 instead of $10.
by Rock Johnson2 September 13, 2013
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brad'ed

Being oompa loompa'd shortly before a large donkey punch
... I was at the beach and Mrs. Robinson psychoticaly brad'ed me.
by sweet susy May 29, 2005
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