Crop-Blocked

A possible side effect of dating someone who enjoys gardening, Crop-Block occurs when your significant other/crush uses their garden as a means to avoid sex, a date, or spending time together.

Jon: "Hey, wanna catch that new movie?"
Jane: "Oh, um... I gotta... Water my petunias!"
Jon:" Did I seriously get Crop-Blocked?"

by Mausie August 21, 2015

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Thock Block

See ‘thock’. A cupped hand placed on the chin to prevent a thock.

“Haha, get thock blocked.”

by Hee_Hee_Energy March 24, 2020

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Piper’s Block

When an individual experiences difficulties with what to say when trying to seal the deal with a female

I don’t know what to tell her i’m experiencing piper’s block

by extendokyle December 13, 2021

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Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.

Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 09, 2022

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