Max

Max is one of those kids with a Magnum dong and is completely aware of it. Just like Danny's, Max carries around his monster condom and he is the most amazing kid. He has the traits of a saggitarius and he lives Brooklyn 99. If anyone gets in his way, Max will punish them. Usually cock and ball torture. No cap.

Woah! Who's monster condom is that?

Let's go all Max. He'll definitely know. It's probably his.

by Ppinmybum69 April 7, 2020

max

max his the average dog name, he usually runs balloon golem and cries when his balloon dies
and he has a micropenis

max = youtuber and a average dog name

by PerfectM17 November 21, 2021

Iphone 15 pro max

some random brick that is expensive as fuck and breaks easily

Person 1:I just Got the new iphone 15 pro max
Person 2:Bro spent 1200$ for a brick that easily breaks

by studderblox January 20, 2024

Pepsi Max

Better than that Coke Zero shit, since they changed the formula.

PEPSI MAX MAXIMUM TASTE NO SUGAR!

by Sonic the head chalk September 20, 2022

Max

1. an unusually attractive male that's living life to the fullest capacity available to the human race. Characteristics include kindness, passion, a high intellectual capacity, understanding jokes sometimes, and being well-endowed. Is known to be worldly and adventurous but also likes a cozy night in with his family. A conscientious and assiduous worker during the day, a lover and giver during the evening, a high-octane booty dancer at night until the sun rises. Considered very rare; known to be pursued by men and women alike, and when discovered in the wild they are typically captured at all costs and kept close until the end of time.
2. short for Maxime: really French guy

Parent: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Overachieving Child: I want to be a Max.
Parent: Impressive choice, but are you sure? Might be easier to become an astronaut.

by biggest_fan_88 December 19, 2021

Max

The biggest cock ever

Man max sure.is growing after seeing you bend down

Oh so your dicks getting hard

NO it's a cock hint to the name MAX you get maximized every time it's gets out of it's spot

by Kochst087 May 3, 2021

Max

Max is a really cool and funny person. He is really good at all sports especially baseball. He is good at pitcher ( Max Meyer) Shortstop ( max muncy) and first (other max muncy). He is super hot and all the girls love him. All the guys are jealous.

I like that guy.
Who max.

Yeah.

by Coolperson2378 October 12, 2025