Wet Willy Turnpike

While recieving some magnificent road head, you pull out and shoot in her ear. You proceed to twist your dong in her ear. When done, you can keep driving or kick her out while driving.

Did you hear what Plangger did last night? He finally gave that Nicole whore the Wet Willy Turnpike.

by Stauchy McNasty June 10, 2007

wet back platter

A sex act performed amongst the geriatric. During coitus the contents of one partners colostomy sack is emptied onto the back of the other partner. At that point the consumption of said contents is optional. Makes for a fine rainy day past-time. The derivation of the term is credited to two drunk idiots at Monty's Crown in Rochester, NY.

Following the early bird special at Dales Rib Haus, and copious ingestion of ex-lax, Edna and I adjurned to the bungalow for a night rife with passion and all you can eat wet back platters.

by the murr/the kilt October 6, 2004

Wet my whistle

To consume a beverage of some sort to cleanse one's pallet.
water is a common choice or crunk juice.

Pronounced {whet-mi-wiss-el}

Brad: Oh boy, am I thirsty! I need something to Wet my whistle!

Carson: Want some water?

Brad: I sure do!

by Cselby January 30, 2007

Alton Wet Foot

To carry out the process of urination, under a cubicle door, whilst an inocent bistander is trying to excretiate( take a shit)

*Person 1- Hey take this you shitter!!
*'splashing sound'
*Person 2- Hey dud your pissing on my hush puppies!!
*Person 1- Yeh man i know.... its called the Alton Wet Foot
*Person 2- When I've finished shitting i am going to Shove my dick in your rear !!!

by Nichadamcon December 15, 2008

willy wet suit

condom. like wetsuits for your willy

"hey baby i'm gonna put a willy wet suit on cos i don't want your venerial diseases, ok?"

by bad mofo April 16, 2005

wet steak

When a woman gives a man a blow job while he is taking a dump.

She gave me a wet steak this morning while I dropped a huge one.

by pizzadahutt August 14, 2009

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

by GlazeHer May 12, 2014