Walking sickness

Diarrhea. Named for the fact that when one is stricken, one spends much of their time walking back and forth to the toilet.

He couldn't stay at his desk; he had a bad case of the walking sickness.

by EmperorNorton47 February 1, 2021

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Goon Walk

Masturbating into the underwear that you are wearing while watching porn and then moon-walking away from the scene of the crime like Michael Jackson.

"His seed sewn warmly into his own garments, he executed a perfect goon walk away from the computer screen."

by Old Henry November 10, 2025

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Rizz walk

A very smooth slide where you rock your hips up and down while slowly moving towards someone or something.

Yo Chris hitting that rizz walk right now.

by PRBBLEJUJJEN December 16, 2023

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Walking Hazard

Aimee...

Aimee is a walking hazard and needs to be kept on a leash at all times.

by qwedcxsza July 3, 2023

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intimate walking

Another word for dancing

My friend and I engaged in intimate walking this afternoon for the first time in a fortnight.

by katorisenko May 22, 2018

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Christmas Walk of Shame is when you leave your parents house the day after Christmas. In pajamas at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, you walk to your car with all your unwrapped gifts. Usually, feeling down (and broke) because Christmas is over. Most of the time this includes a hangover.

"Look at that family doing the Christmas Walk of Shame."

"Ok, Mom, we are out. Thanks for everything. We are about to do the Christmas Walk of Shame."

by PseudoMte December 28, 2011

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