Ghost Docking

Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.

"Docking" but without one of the docks.

original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola

subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"

-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.

(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!

by tronn4 March 3, 2012

ghost posties

Glitch in a chat or instant message program that makes chat posts fail to appear.

Origin: Bazooka Joe-era kids' joke or riddle, "What do spooks have for breakfast?" Answer: "Ghost Toasties and Vanishing Cream" (after Post Toasties corn flake cereal).

"I'm going to have to switch screen names; I have the ghost posties. My comments aren't appearing."

by Trog2FdUp2C1 May 25, 2009

ghosts

a phantom or non being or sprit

ther is ghosts in this movie.

by chcolatebunny April 25, 2017

Ghost rabies

You were told not to look it up, but here you are. Being bitten by a Ghost with a big heart can cause ghost rabies. It's sketchy, but it is treatable with a vaccine.

We thought ghost rabies wasn't a thing until a kid was bitten by a ghost and had to get vaccinated.

by Kooloo989 April 4, 2023

Ghosts

They are better seen in complete darkness, so you can see the static outline.

Ghosts, won't show them selves unless you believe they're there.

by MineOwedWu's January 22, 2021

Ghost Hustling

Ghost Hustling is the act of working hard on something no one else notices, often leading to little or no recognition.

He's been ghost hustling at that job for months, and his boss still thinks he does nothing.

by Big Less 64 March 5, 2025

Late Night Ghost Club

The slang used for “Klu Klux Klan”

Hey, You going to the late night ghost club meeting. I heard we are burning stuff

by Little Timmy boi September 25, 2021