Sam

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Sam lik banana

by The writer of beyond thoughts. December 30, 2020

sam

Great girl with a weird personality she loves milk and gets emotional attached she. before showing a cute picture get some earplugs she has a high pitch sequel. she is also Lactose but refuses to accept the fact. If you have to file a restraining order so you dont die

wow sam loves milk

sam: drinks all the milk

by BradTobyKhan December 10, 2019

Sam

Funniest person you will ever meet. So sweet and kind and innocent. Becomes your best friend. Gets in the friend zone and never comes out.

Is that sam. Omg he is so funny he’s my best friend.

by johnatahn2344 April 22, 2020

Sam

Top shotta shout him for draw

Usually carries about 20bags on him 24s, steals mopeds and fucks everyone’s girl so keep them hidden from sam

by Bigdon May 16, 2019

Sam

Sam pulls hella bongs every day! Seems really shy at first but the more you get to know him the more you realise how much more you laugh and smile. Sam is very sarcastic at times but it sure makes you laugh. He takes a while to open up but when he finally does all you see is a beautiful soul that has a couple scratch’s. You can tell him anything and everything and your words will be kept safe.

Person 1 “dam that person can pull hella bongs!”

Person 2 “I know it’s because he’s a sam man”

by Mystery girl in the world September 21, 2021

Sam

Who the fuck is Sam?

Oh you’re Sam. I don’t remember seeing you before.

by Sam2000 November 21, 2021

shoe eater sam

online meme spread in 2021 on 4chan about someone named sam who eats shoes; generally used to refer to someone who does stupid stuff for no reason, such as eating shoes

A: Did you see that guy licking goat hooves?
B: yes, what a shoe eater sam.

by Sam 3333333 May 26, 2021