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stealth douche

A person who appears cool and normal at first, and then, unexpectedly, reveals a decidedly douchey character. Common exhibitors of stealth doucheness are outside sales representatives, apartment leasing managers, college fraternity presidents, and automotive salesmen. While more commonly seen in males, females may also exhibit stealth doucheness, yet females with the condition are typically referred to as backstabbing beyotches.
I thought Sam was cool at first. He always brought beer to the office party and looked the other way when I was cruising online instead of working. But the dude is a stealth douche - he suddenly ratted me out to HR and now I'm on probation.
by sorkab August 4, 2010
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douche nozzle

A long groomed beard which projects from the chin whereas the rest of the face is shaved.
Dude, Ian Scott from Anthrax has a awesome douche nozzle. He must be the king douche.
by Leroy Jeeenkinzzzz May 10, 2011
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Douche lozenge

a synonym for douchebag, but in a more extreme case. Individuals who wear sunglasses at night and use ipads to type term papers. Douche lozenges do not make any attempt to hide their doucheyness and make a point of telling others how much better than you they are since they studied abroad while you were working to pay rent.
Is that dude really wearing a t-shirt that says "i put out" in 2010? ...what a douche lozenge.
by brwnshuga October 26, 2010
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Douche Pound

The act of giving someone props and punching their hand with excessive force. Often done by white people who have a tendency to need acceptance with others.
Hey man, great job up there. props man. (Douche Pound)

"Props Brother!" "Frig, easy on the Douche Pound."
by sexy jesse May 10, 2010
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douche shandy

part beer and then instead of lemonade its douche juice
sam how much douche juice do you want in your douche shandy
by lukeboi November 29, 2006
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loaner-douche

Loaner-douche is just another way to write loaner douche.
*See loaner douche for definition.
He's not just, like... a -normal- douche. He's a loaner-douche (or loaner douche)."
by Alycia H. April 21, 2008
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Douche Square

A not so common phrase used in place of douche bag.
"wow your a fucking douche square lothar, stop spawn killing"
by Levitevitavarion February 26, 2009
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