Aspiring Sophomore Toe

When you got your first and only kiss a month ago and you already want to fuck someone.

Girl: I wanna fuck someone right now, I want a really hot dirty blonde boyfriend to fuck!
Boy: But you got your first kiss a month ago, stop being such an aspiring sophomore toe.

by Jeffsmith1738 May 14, 2018

toe fuzz

Something that gets between your toes. It can be dead skin or lint.

"EWW!! Cam has so much toe fuzz!!!

by cheese is great on rye January 25, 2015

toe flight

When someone with a toe and food fetish coats each toe with a variety of delights and sucks them off one by one.

My brother is nasty. He hires hookers and does toe flights off their feet every Saturday.

by FuzzyRugMan April 12, 2023

Boston toe

When a guy wear tight pants. Instead of camel toe. He has Boston toe.

Dang Steve your pants are so tight your Boston toe is showing

by Tammy.k July 15, 2021

Toe Joe

The act of kicking the ever living shit out of a ball, instead of playing with finesse.

Kicking something as hard as you can with the toe of your shoe.

Often confused with Japanese Hideki Tojo, but just like Dave Assman, he was neither created the Ass nor the man.

I thought you were playing soccer.
We were before Greg gave the call a toe joe into next year.

by keeper of the real May 26, 2020

Kankel Toe

The process whereby the female pubus region becomes enlarged due to obesity (BMI >=85%), so much so that the labia major/minor supersedes 'camel-toe' status and comes in close contact/proximity of the ankle skin normally pre-defined as 'kankels.'

She was so 'large and in charge' that when hitting the sidewalk on-ramp at Wal-Mart, onlookers were graced with an eyeful of kankel toe.

by lifeataglance February 14, 2022

6 toes

How many toes you would give up to marry someone, usually a woman.

See that girl? 6 toes.

by LankJ December 15, 2023