showerburn

The painful sensation that one receives while showering after getting a sunburn.

Tina got a nasty showerburn yesterday because she laid out for too long on the beach-- when she got in the shower and felt the water on her body, it hurt like nothing else in this world.

by jacattack2811 August 10, 2010

shmower

To masturbate during a shower.

He was shmowering and left a jizzy mess for the next person.

by Lee Z April 27, 2003

SHKWERK!

Dope or awesome (warning)
Do not use this word in library

what you just did was SHKWERK!

by simnkosi May 10, 2018

showerman

A showerman is someone that is "big" in what he is doing, big on road or in music (as MC for example).

Originated from the grime scene and originally came from East London.

"It's showerman time", is when the big man dem is doing their thing in the shower-hour.

by Chris Zarqawi May 16, 2006

showerection

When a male becomes aroused while showering. It can be either devastatingly inconvenient or curiously enjoyable. It is usually caused by overly frisky scrubbing or simply unclean shower thoughts.

Man 1: "Sorry that took so long, man. I got an unexpected showerection."

Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."

by themilkmantrink July 17, 2011

Golden Showers

Pissing on someone (can be in their face, mouth, on their body, on their p**sy, etc.), usually a form of sexual domination/humiliation, or the fulfillment of one's own sexual desires for perverse gratification.

Lisa was soaked in golden showers from the other members of the orgy. She felt like she had drank gallons of the tangy liquid.

by FreakLesboCutie March 9, 2009

showerkraut

hair and nasty stuff found in drain of shower

The showerkraut wont let the water drain.

by esoom39 June 30, 2009