The sexual act of soaking your erect penis in a container of high proof alcohol, and inserting it in a woman trying to get her drunk.
by BigR123 April 5, 2025
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I did a Shanghai Surprise in your bathroom.
I did a Shanghai Surprise in your bathroom.
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“I just got a yolky surprise from my teacher!”
“That’s so funny because I just gave a yolky surprise yesterday and I don’t think the ‘yolk’ is supposed to be red.”
“That’s so funny because I just gave a yolky surprise yesterday and I don’t think the ‘yolk’ is supposed to be red.”
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A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”
B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”
A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”
A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
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