bans fans

your ass bitch and n word

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by sussybakafortniteballs July 31, 2021

Electric Fan

1) Something you use to cool yourself on a hot summer day. It provides a temporary relief of coolness, only to be fooled when the fan isn't aimed at you anymore and you instantly feel hot and sweaty again. You'd only wanna use an electric fan if that was your only choice, otherwise an AC is so much more better.

2) A synonym for something that only provides temporary or artificial satisfaction.

1) Moving into my new condo without AC was a nightmare. I had to make do with that small electric table fan.

2) TV series are like electric fans. It might give you temporary joy, but once the series is over you feel completely empty.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 30, 2021

im not your fans

If you want to unfollow someone, make sure you remove they from your followers list, im not your fans.

"who are you?"

"im not your fans def-"

by your beloved fans January 11, 2024

kylie fan

An ugly person with ok hair who dates 3 people at ones

Kylie fan is ugly

by L Alan July 1, 2022

best kind of fan

No matter what dumbass move the team pulls, you'll continue to buy shit and cheer them on.

"You're the worst kind of fan."

"No, I'm the best kind of fan, because no matter what dumbass move the team pulls, I'll continue to buy shit and cheer them on."

by RaistliniltsiaR June 2, 2018

Fan-mail

When you arrive at a friend's or associates house but there not home so you masterbate in the postbox to let them know someone had called while they were gone

James wasn't in when we called round so I left him some fan-mail

by Private A.M. Bulance January 9, 2025

Shit hit the fan

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.

1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020