"Did you hear Max Upright has never fumbled a single bag?"
"Yes of course I heard that, everyone knows Max Upright stupid, hes like the coolest guy I know."
"Yes of course I heard that, everyone knows Max Upright stupid, hes like the coolest guy I know."
by Brepls May 3, 2023
Get the Max Uprightmug. by Maseyys December 22, 2021
Get the Max Hoffmanmug. by anonymous January 26, 2025
Get the flesh maxingmug. Max. Max is the type of boyfriend to love you, to show you affection, attention, and most of happiness. He’s loving, he’s the cutest boyfriend ever. He’s the best sex giver. And i mean it. He likes being called daddy. He loves getting horny from his special girl. If you think he’ll cheat on you, you’re wrong. He’ll love with all his heart and he’ll make you his top priority (except his family). He’ll act like a little kid when he’s with his girlfriend and trust me it’ll be the most cutest thing ever. If you post on your snapchat story or your instagram story, he’ll slide up and call you “hot”, “beautiful”, “pretty”, and other stuff. He’ll tease you without you even knowing it. He has a big dick to but don’t tell that to the other girls. His moans are just *chef kiss*, trust me you’ll get butterflies from it. And if y’all are having sex and he says “Fuck baby, you feel so good”, girl- you’re getting butterflies from that shit. But when you tease him, OH MY LORD that’s when the real fun happens. And if he wants to control your body, LET. HIM. TRUST ME HE’LL DO AN AMAZING JOB. Okay that’s enough about Max.
by yourmombigtitty November 21, 2021
Get the Maxmug. 
by Emmykitsune April 18, 2018
Get the max's assmug. (alright, time to define myself)
The type of person who you see around who's quite chilled out and relaxed when comfortable, but not fun to get on his bad side. Doesn't have many friends but isn't the type of person to need to anyway. If talking to friends, a max is able to talk for 8 million years without stopping about whatever he's into, but for everyone else he's a bit awkward (but it doesn't come up enough to be a real problem). A max is also interesting to listen to if people understand what he's talking about, but to the untrained ear sounds like a gibberish master. Overall, just a chill person who can be interesting to listen to, and I'm sure you know at least one max in your life somewhere.
The type of person who you see around who's quite chilled out and relaxed when comfortable, but not fun to get on his bad side. Doesn't have many friends but isn't the type of person to need to anyway. If talking to friends, a max is able to talk for 8 million years without stopping about whatever he's into, but for everyone else he's a bit awkward (but it doesn't come up enough to be a real problem). A max is also interesting to listen to if people understand what he's talking about, but to the untrained ear sounds like a gibberish master. Overall, just a chill person who can be interesting to listen to, and I'm sure you know at least one max in your life somewhere.
Person: "Hey, did you hear that guy in english who gave a verbal essay on a single sentence, but can't talk to one person properly anywhere?"
Person 2: "Yeah I did, I think that he's a bit of a max, a unique social anomaly from what I've seen."
Meanwhile max when he's having a conversation: "H- *dies* "
Person 2: "Yeah I did, I think that he's a bit of a max, a unique social anomaly from what I've seen."
Meanwhile max when he's having a conversation: "H- *dies* "
by Max_542 February 25, 2023
Get the Maxmug.