best mother

a mother who does anything for her child even if the mother goes little for the child.

{Mother}"I love you son. your my best friend." {Son}"I love you too mama your my best friend can I have some of your cheese and crackers?"{Mother}"Of course son I would do anything for you honey!" {Son}" your the best mother ever! next time i get cheese ill share with you I promise."

by mental abuser June 29, 2023

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fucker mother

An emotionally cold, callous mother who consequently psychologically destroys her children, thereby ruining their lives. Analogous with 'refrigerator mother'.

You were sexually abused? I wish! Sounds heavenly to me. I suffered far worse. I survived a fucker mother.

by AnyNationExceptAmerica January 15, 2023

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Sideways mother fucker

Someone who talks about someone else in a indirect way

"Man my feet are ugly" while talking in the presence of someone with ugly feet in response the other party would say "man your a Sideways mother fucker"

by Coloradonik April 20, 2024

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mother and child reunion sandwich

A sandwich consisting of both egg salad and chicken as the core ingredients.

I was starving to decided to make a mother and child reunion sandwich. That shit bussin'.

by Canid-Kaiba May 24, 2022

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Mother

Someone that gave birth to you. The reason you're here. The one that makes you dinner. The one you call mama. The one you dad fucked. The wife of your father. The sister of your aunt. The sister of your uncle. The kid of your grandma. The kid of your grandpa. She controls you no matter what...

Mother, did you give birth to me, or am I adopted...?

Mamaaaa!! What are we having for dinner? *gets slapped*

by {Sun_with_anxiety} February 2, 2022

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