short king

A short king is a term made popular by Cody Ko and Noel Miller to describe a short boy who has an inflated ego despite lack of stature. A short king will usually have a very sarcastic sense of humor and feels the need to prove himself as an Alpha despite being two feet tall. Short kings are 5'9'' and under.

Short King: "Should I go talk to Chad for you? I can convince him to come over here."
Friend of Short King: "Please don't Short King this up!"

by mnema geoff October 17, 2018

King Tut

As a female is having oral performed on her, she defecates, and her excrement gets attached to her partner's chin, thus making him look like King Tut. This is essentially the female version of a blumpkin.

After Jill has had the pleasure of giving Benjamin the blumpkin, she lays down on the sofa to give Benjamin the King Tut.

by Junextang November 10, 2008

king of spades

a racial epithet used for particularly dimwitted black men. though there are many slurs to pick from, this one gives the insulted a sort of job like title.

Tyrone performed a B&E last night in rich part of the suburbs, and left with the family's big screen. He is the king of spades.
coon nigga black spook jigaboo

by vms October 11, 2015

Burger King

That place where you and your girlfriend used to eat fried potatoes in a soda cup and a shitty slice of hershey's pie while touching each other private parts when no one was there to watch you couple of horny fucks

Him: yo I'm hungry and horny
Her: Burger King?
Him: y e s

by PlasticLover69 March 2, 2020

king dingus

The king of all dingus's. A real momo head.

That cocksucker Marvin ain't your everyday momo. He's like King Dingus

by Gumbie Dumbie April 25, 2015

King Right

An enthusiastic, positive reply to a question asked. Short for "Fucking Right".

"Would you like some fries with that?"
"King Right I would!"

by Deadlybulb May 2, 2006

Nishant King

A guy who’s a jerk. Always have a chip on his shoulders. Traumatized by his past and not ready to move forward with his future. Always got to be right even one wrong. Always talking about a future with someone but don’t keep his promise. Wants to give you the world but break your heat instead

He’s such a Nishant king for being an asshole

by Ask Ashley November 22, 2021