tear a new one

To tear someone (or get torn) a new asshole. Generally used when you can't say asshole.
To get beat bad, massacred or just plain raped.

Grrr... I'll tear a new one for you!

Dang... that other team just tore us a new one!

If you break this i will tear you a new one!

by Hipponater September 9, 2006

Western New York

The western portion of New York State, which includes: Buffalo, Niagara Falls, Kenmore, Tonawanda, North Tonawanda, and many others as well, but pretty much the bulk of the community lives in Niagara County and Erie County.

I live in Western New York!

by Hall Monitor Suze June 9, 2005

fake news fuckheads

45’s special pet name for news channel staffers who aired his absurd black Sharpie pen shitshow as he tried to legitimize a fake story he’d concocted that a portion of Alabama was in the path of Hurricane Dorian.

C’mon you fake news fuckheads, just lemme get this fake bullshit on the air for two minutes and then those Polacks will accept my whole cancellation story that I pulled outta my ass!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

New York Democrat

A New York Democrat is an establishment democrat, who supports the Democratic Party no matter what they do. Some peole would refer to them as a "shill."

" Dont you hate New York Democrats? They always side with Democrats on everything "

by Left_Liberty June 2, 2017

east new york

An extended village in southeastern Brooklyn, New York. Comprising two zip codes and the 75th Precinct, it is an area known for its burnt-out buildings, fine, low-income housing projects, and institutions of lower education. The far eastern portion, once an Italian-American enclave, is still known as a dumping ground for former members of the Gambino crime family.

Hey, paisan. What say we go down to the Lindenwood Diner in East New York to talk to Tommy and Henry about the Lufthansa job.

by Little Tommy Bep December 5, 2004

new york minute

The smallest measurable amount of time in the universe. Approximately equal to the time between a traffic light turning green in New York City and the cab driver behind you honking his horn.

It was all over in a new york minute.

by Shagger Jones December 13, 2003

Clark New Jersey

A small town in New Jersey that you should never move to. There's literally nothing to do here, and because of that, it's drug and alcohol use in highschool is comparative to that of Cranford. It has high taxes, incredibly corrupt officials, and the police are the most racist bunch of biggots i've ever seen above the mason dixon line. The Highschool is also falling apart, and is notorious for it's rat problem.

Please don't move here

Clark Cop - "Welcome to Clark New Jersey, smoke all the pot you want, just don't make us get off our lazy asses! Wait, your not a...colored man are you?!"

by Mayor Bonnacorso October 27, 2012