Gay Baby

A baby that is homosexual!

Drew Russ is a gay baby

by Tobey B May 23, 2020

Gay Lord

A male homosexual, or a very effeminate man. Usually spelled as one word, "gaylord".

Liberace was a real gaylord.

by shaboogie July 13, 2003

Gay Gang

A gang of gays that goes around not busting people for money or doing bad things, but insulting people about their clothing and furniture.

Uh oh lock your doors the gay gang is coming again.

by Theory's Apprentice July 24, 2006

gay by desperation

When a straight guy is so desperate for action that he succumbs to sexual activities with another man because, as anyone who hit puberty knows, every guy is a horny mother-fucker.

Person A: "Dude, I haven't gotten any poon in almost two years. I'm ready to do something gay by desperation."

Person B: "Dude, I know how you feel. You can crash at my place tonight if you're feeling lonely."

Person A: "Only if I can crash and burn...IN YOUR ASS!"

by VinBorges April 24, 2007

gay wad

Early 90's version of fag.

Stop being a gay wad.

by TSMason April 1, 2004

gay marriage

A matrimonial union between two people of the same sex. Not a mockery of marriage because it implies a loving relationship between — and listen to these words closely — TWO. CONSENTING. ADULTS. If you honestly think that the next step is going to be bigamy, beastiality, or pedophilia, then you're really off your rocker because none of these things involve all three of those three words. Maybe you can make a case for incest, but that's more often practiced in the Bible Belt between straight people, anyway.

Ironically, the American state with the lowest divorce rate is Massachusetts, the center of gay marriage land; followed by Connecticut, New Jersey, Rhode Island, and New York. The American state with the highest divorce rate? Nevada, with Oklahoma, Tennessee, Wyoming and Indiana rounding out the bottom five.

That's right, the holier-than-thou Bible Belt has the highest divorce rates in the country, while the liberal Northeast has the lowest. Suck it dry, neocons.

by Shreve Lamb and Harmon February 4, 2007

Gay porno

What an unsuspecting visitor of last measure inadvertently looks at.

Hey everybody, I'm looking at gay porno.

by GaryNiger October 15, 2013