i’ll fly you buy

I’ll fetch if you pay

Need beer? I’ll fly you buy

by Red Racer 2 September 14, 2021

Scratched the fly

To fail at something ; to get close at something but then to fail

“She could’ve gotten the job, but she scratched the fly on the interview”

by SuperFlyByTheBeach March 18, 2024

Flying fuck

Something absolutely nobody gives.

The music teacher was teaching a lesson on body percussion, but I didn’t give a flying fuck about it, so I just zoned out.

by jeplunknown January 16, 2025

world flying community

wtf is that websute oh god

person 1: don't visit the world flying community
person 2: ok

by igottafeeling November 22, 2021

pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do

a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?

by Sexydimma March 9, 2013

Getting Stung By A Fly

Getting stung by a fly means confusing others in a way that they forget what they were meant to do.
(It is something that I made up)

Person A: "Did you understand what __ meant in their presentation?"
Person B: "No. Probably they tried getting stung by a fly."

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025

Venus Fly Trap

When a woman wears extra long fake eyelashes, they look like a venus fly trap on her face.

Have you seen Brianna? I don't even know how she can see the road when she drives. Her eyelashes are like a Venus Fly Trap!

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2023