Girl 1: That guy is a total Douche Bag!
Girl 2: Yeah but his friend is even worse! He is a total Douche Maggot!!
Girl 2: Yeah but his friend is even worse! He is a total Douche Maggot!!
by J. Banks November 14, 2009
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Get the douche baggotry mug.A person who appears cool and normal at first, and then, unexpectedly, reveals a decidedly douchey character. Common exhibitors of stealth doucheness are outside sales representatives, apartment leasing managers, college fraternity presidents, and automotive salesmen. While more commonly seen in males, females may also exhibit stealth doucheness, yet females with the condition are typically referred to as backstabbing beyotches.
I thought Sam was cool at first. He always brought beer to the office party and looked the other way when I was cruising online instead of working. But the dude is a stealth douche - he suddenly ratted me out to HR and now I'm on probation.
by sorkab August 4, 2010
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2. something used to clean ur vagina, usually used after ur period.
2. something used to clean ur vagina, usually used after ur period.
1. he is such a douche bag!!!
2. my friend looked up the word douche bag on wikipedia and it said a bag for douching.
2. my friend looked up the word douche bag on wikipedia and it said a bag for douching.
by xcometxrulesx October 16, 2010
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Quick, use my shirt for a fuck douche. You better not fuck douche on my stomach.
You better not fuck douche on my stomach.
You better not fuck douche on my stomach.
by UserMKnight September 22, 2015
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by gladtohelpout February 12, 2010
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