game douche

a person who always mentions a better game when talking about games

I like forza" "well blur is better" "youre a game douche"

by awsoem-o November 29, 2011

loaner-douche

Loaner-douche is just another way to write loaner douche.
*See loaner douche for definition.

He's not just, like... a -normal- douche. He's a loaner-douche (or loaner douche)."

by Alycia H. April 21, 2008

douche canoe

Someone too busy playing on their phone to pay attention to darts

Hey douche canoe! It's your turn!

by mcsdarts October 21, 2014

Douche Canoe

The plexiglass enclosed area inside the Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback room where Kirk Cousins must isolate himself because he’s a giant idiot who refuses to get vaccinated.

I’ve done my own medical research and I’ve concluded that I’ll be safer inside my douche canoe versus simply getting vaccinated.

by AntiEverythingFC August 5, 2021

Douche bag

Someone who walks around with a Blackberry and swears it is the coolest gadget out there when it really is a dinosaur, and then will try to hate on iPhone lovers for the sheer fun of it.

Also a Douche bag is one who spells the aforementioned word, 'douchebag' which is the incorrect spelling of the word in English.

Douche bag, Tan Tan

by M.E.Joseph June 24, 2010

douche box

A female who tends to date douche bags

"If you date one more douche bag, you will officially be at douche box status"

by jd hol October 3, 2011

Douch-face

A male so egotistical and narcissistic that he oozes douchiness. Likes being pushed around by women. Constantly trying to "get some". Stay away at all costs.

Did you hear what that Douch-face did? He cheated on his girlfriend.

by Good Wife January 19, 2013