Worst attempted bangers

A phrase to say when someone tries to make a joke and/or comeback, but it ends up being completely unfunny.

Person 1: Wow, you really get no bitches huh?
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers

by Big dimo August 2, 2022

half a ball banger

Half a ball banger , is only half the ball banger , of a full on ball banger !

Yerh , narh , he’s fucken only half a ball banger , mate, trying to get attention!

by Debyumyum February 1, 2023

half a ball banger

Half a ball banger , is only half the ball banger , of a full on ball banger !

Yerh , narh , he’s fucken only half a ball banger , mate, trying to get attention!

by Debyumyum February 1, 2023

Blown out like a barbers cat

meaning., gorged , stuffed or full of food

I'm blown out like a barbers cat ...

by ceedee1950 May 8, 2023

John the barber

Doing a John the barber is when you make love or have sexual relationships with a wealthy woman while her husband is on a business trip then after having said sexual interlude one takes his now post orgasm penis and wipes said penis on the drapes of the wealthy woman house .

Man after I Bust a nut in old girl I had no choice but to do a John the barber and then I was Gucci and I rolled.

by Johnny Skulls July 15, 2024

Four-Way Barber Shop

The Four-Way Barber Shop involves a girl taking it from behind, in front, and giving two hand jobs. Upon completion, all four guys (bonus points if synchronized) cum in her hair and style into an updo.

Karen stopped by the Four-Way Barber Shop for a blow out but got wayyy more than she planned for.

by BlahVol December 24, 2023

honey my badger

It means to see someone you haven't seen in awhile or to poop a wet poop

honey my badger

by Mr not smart February 8, 2024