by Phillyboyj August 26, 2025

The mightiest privelage to be written in the Bro Code, only accessibly redeemable by the greatest of bros. In the event of either your girl wanting to fuck your bro or your bro wanting to fuck your girl, the 3-way allegiance must be called. But, it is extremely crucial to say "no homo" in complete synchronization beforehand. By doing this, all feelings of envy are obliterated, strengthening the relationship between you and your girl, but more importantly between the bros.
Guy: hey bro, so my girl's birthday is coming up
Bro:yea
Guy:and she thought a three way would be cool
Bro: say no more, bro. We just gotta do the 3-way allegiance and we'll be cool.
Bro:yea
Guy:and she thought a three way would be cool
Bro: say no more, bro. We just gotta do the 3-way allegiance and we'll be cool.
by Antidi April 20, 2019

An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.
Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
by traphouse333 June 20, 2018

Like a Spiderman but a group activity, the act of you and 2 friends jizzing in your hands and throwing it in someone's face.
So called after the film No Way Home featuring 3 spidermen
So called after the film No Way Home featuring 3 spidermen
by MacMan84 March 30, 2022

She's got a way about her
I don't know what it is
But I know that I can't live without her
She's got a way of pleasin'
I don't know what it is
But there doesn't have to be a reason anyway
She's got a smile that heals me
I don't know why it is
But I have to laugh when she reveals me
She's got a way of talkin'
I don't know why it is
But it lifts me up when we are walkin' anywhere
She comes to me when I'm feelin' down
Inspires me without a sound
She touches me and I get turned around
She's got a way of showin'
How I make her feel
And I find the strength to keep on goin'
She's got a light around her
And ev'rywhere she goes
A million dreams of love surround her ev'rywhere
She comes to me when I'm feelin' down
Inspires me without a sound
She touches me and I get turned around
She's got a smile that heals me
I don't know why it is
But I have to laugh when she reveals me
She's got a way about her
I don't know what it is,
But I know that I can't live without her anyway
I don't know what it is
But I know that I can't live without her
She's got a way of pleasin'
I don't know what it is
But there doesn't have to be a reason anyway
She's got a smile that heals me
I don't know why it is
But I have to laugh when she reveals me
She's got a way of talkin'
I don't know why it is
But it lifts me up when we are walkin' anywhere
She comes to me when I'm feelin' down
Inspires me without a sound
She touches me and I get turned around
She's got a way of showin'
How I make her feel
And I find the strength to keep on goin'
She's got a light around her
And ev'rywhere she goes
A million dreams of love surround her ev'rywhere
She comes to me when I'm feelin' down
Inspires me without a sound
She touches me and I get turned around
She's got a smile that heals me
I don't know why it is
But I have to laugh when she reveals me
She's got a way about her
I don't know what it is,
But I know that I can't live without her anyway
by Only my Love .... April 22, 2025

People named Amelia tend to do things weirdly, hence why this saying needs to be patented and forever commemorated in the Ubran Dictionary. Throw aside the saying "If there's a will, there's a way" and use this one instead!
Person 1: Why are you eating your chocolate bar like that? Who eats a kit-kat layer by layer?
Person 2: It tastes better like that... duh...
Person 1: Well you must be named Amelia, because if there's an Amelia, there's a weird way.
Person 2: It tastes better like that... duh...
Person 1: Well you must be named Amelia, because if there's an Amelia, there's a weird way.
by amdigs July 31, 2022

We could visit these three cities on the way to the beach, but that would be by way of Williamsburg.
by Lil pukey December 23, 2023
