April 9th

April 9th 2021
The Incident

The day Alex##### asked ###ne Out.

'Know what happened on April 9th?

by Forniteballs May 28, 2021

April 22

national love vy day ! be nice & give attention to ppl named vy on this day :D

I love being nice to vy! April 22 should be everyday

by j8ngkook October 14, 2019

Ass-pound April

Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.

Brandon: Ready for Ass-pound April?
Chad: Hell yeah! I be having the bitches pull up!

by SnowyBoardingFish October 30, 2021

April 17th

Go to formal with Tyla day.

“Oh what day is it, April 17th, Oh I better ask out Tyla for formal then,”

by coochoe November 17, 2021

April 28th

1. National propose to a black woman day

2. National propose to someone named Angel day

**Bonus points if the black woman's name is Angel!

"Happy April 28th!"
"Oh my god, today's propose to a black woman named Angel day! Thanks for reminding me!"

by maybecamboysminaj April 28, 2022

April 6

April 6 shall be remembered as “M.A.M.A.s day” Mama was an amazing part of society and culture, it was made of earths elements, Madelyn, Audrey, Micheal and Ansley. M.A.M.A. Helps fight for rights and does what she does best👩 🍼👩 🍼🧑 🍼👩 🍼

Person A: Hey it’s April 6! You know what that means.
Person B: What does it mean?
Person A: ITS MAMAS DAY
Person B: Like Mother’s Day?
Person A: NO M.A.M.A.s DAY FOR THE MAMA
M.A.M.A.: WORSHIP ME NOW

by Ansiscool December 29, 2021

April 10

National bake a cake while your mom watches you day!
But wait there’s more!
While baking that cake she will also be helping you, it’s very convenient that your mom is hot. So now it’s incest but hey at least you are getting touched while baking a cake!

Person 1- IM SO EXCITED FOR APRIL 10th
Person 2- why?
Person 1- BECAUSE MY MOM IS GONNA BAKE ME A CAKE AND WATCH ME JERK OFF

by H4ven_c00lzers March 3, 2025