GOT U RED HANDED MF

Saying this makes you a a cunty little horny dude with a tiny dick who loves to be caged like a dog infornt of all the single hot fuckable moms, exept women don’t turn him on but the men he stares at the men on my 600 pound life

Yo GOT U RED HANDED MF

by Badonko YT January 19, 2025

U good?

A highly effective comeback to someone who gets triggered by words on a screen and starts to argue with you on social media. It shows the other person you are calm and don't care, while suggesting you are worried about how not good they appear. It is most effective when used later in the argument-- hit em with a few replies that you know will get them emotionally invested (can make up facts if that helps). When their responses get the longest, that's the time to hit them with "U good?" (Once you use it, keep replying with it or variations of it - i.e. U gud?/U okay?/Lol..you gud?)

Not Good Person: "WRONG! You obviously don't know what you are talking about, why don't you do a little research before spewing that nonsense. We literally have pictures of Mars you moron!"
You: "U good?"

by Linklage January 14, 2022

No U

A comeback in case of the worst of the worst insults

Jeff: Tyrone stop leaving the kids
Tyrone: STFU ur mom gay lol
Jeff: No u
Tyrone: has a aneurysm and gets raped by 20 black Colonel Sanders
Sanders: Butthole Licking Good

by FascistPup May 7, 2018

no u.

since the beggining of time, before the dinasours, creatures have looked for the most spectacular comeback to end all known

anti-logical statements roasts, and no one ever found a better dark horrifying comeback than no u.

Larry: ur mom gay.
Jim: no u.
Larry: *runs to swedish and changes his identity*

by iloveshrek2 June 8, 2018

Irish U-Turn

When you are with a group of people drinking, everyone says goodnight, you act like you are leaving the bar too but then at the last minute, without your friends knowing (well, maybe a couple friends know but never the whole group) you turn around and go back to the bar you just left or another bar…

We were leaving the bar but then a couple of us Irish U-Turned and we drank til 4 in the morning.

by The One Who Remains April 23, 2025

Swigmore U

Swigmore U is a made up name of a university for students that only go to college just to drink and get fucked up. All they want to do is party.

Those drunk college students over there are from Swigmore U. I'll be going there next year.

by jimmybomm May 6, 2021

u

Abbreviation for “you”. Typically used by lazy 6-12 year olds who don’t know how to type a full sentence and by dumbasses who dropped out of 6th grade because “it was too hard for me” and don’t know how to read a chapter book longer than 100 pages. Despised by people who actually know how to use correct grammar and how to spell correctly at least 70% of the time. Almost as bad as shortening “at” to “@“.

Person 1: “Hai hw u doin? gucci o nah?”

Person 2: “Speak english, please.”

by nlolhere July 30, 2020