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Two Chimps On a Davenport

A sex act where two men double team a woman using bandana peels as condoms.
Why is the station so slippery?

Two Chimps on a Davenport.
by Chippydippydingdong November 8, 2011
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Tasmanian two hole Torture

Where a guy crosses his index and pinky finger making a V shape with both hands and jams them into the womans vagina and anus.
That tasmanian two hole torture hurt me more than her!
by ChoochyMagoochy July 5, 2009
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two men walk into a bar

The start of another boring, bland, and overused joke.
Two men walk into a bar. Nothing else proceeds to happen.
by bruhthisismyhandle August 26, 2021
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The One, Two Monkey Punch

A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.
He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.
by D Bokeyno October 9, 2008
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two slices of fuck all

1. a sarcastic reply to someone who is not satisfied with what they have or
2. a claim to have eaten less than someone else
3. a moan that there was no food ready to eat at home
man 1 'I've only got one slice of bread here mate'
man 2 'you'll get two slices of fuck all in a minute mate if you don't stop moaning'

man 3 'I only had a pot noodle for my dinner'
man 4 'so what, I've had two slices of fuck all for mine'

man 5 'what did you get for your dinner when you got home mate?'
man 6 'same as usual, two slices of fuck all'
by Mr Cunninglinguist May 15, 2010
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It Takes Two to Mango Burger

A special burger that's served with mango
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It Takes Two to Mango Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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Two-bit tramping hoe

a girl who dresses for attention of the male population. has almost no brain and sleeps with anything with legs. can be either good looking or not. isn't worth no more than two-bits and a medical bill. can be considered pyscho by male popluation. women most use this term. Other factors: large groups or single, scantily clad women, underdressed teenagers, ex-girlfriends, or girls you just do not care to call your friends.
oh my gosh, mary! did you see all those two-bit tramping hoes at John's party last night? I almost died laughing when they tried to lap dance each other!

walking in the mall at summer time...See Mary, I told you it was two-bit tramping hoe season.
by crownvicp71grl March 29, 2010
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