by Chippydippydingdong November 8, 2011
Get the Two Chimps On a Davenport mug.Where a guy crosses his index and pinky finger making a V shape with both hands and jams them into the womans vagina and anus.
by ChoochyMagoochy July 5, 2009
Get the Tasmanian two hole Torture mug.by bruhthisismyhandle August 26, 2021
Get the two men walk into a bar mug.A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.
He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.
by D Bokeyno October 9, 2008
Get the The One, Two Monkey Punch mug.1. a sarcastic reply to someone who is not satisfied with what they have or
2. a claim to have eaten less than someone else
3. a moan that there was no food ready to eat at home
2. a claim to have eaten less than someone else
3. a moan that there was no food ready to eat at home
man 1 'I've only got one slice of bread here mate'
man 2 'you'll get two slices of fuck all in a minute mate if you don't stop moaning'
man 3 'I only had a pot noodle for my dinner'
man 4 'so what, I've had two slices of fuck all for mine'
man 5 'what did you get for your dinner when you got home mate?'
man 6 'same as usual, two slices of fuck all'
man 2 'you'll get two slices of fuck all in a minute mate if you don't stop moaning'
man 3 'I only had a pot noodle for my dinner'
man 4 'so what, I've had two slices of fuck all for mine'
man 5 'what did you get for your dinner when you got home mate?'
man 6 'same as usual, two slices of fuck all'
by Mr Cunninglinguist May 15, 2010
Get the two slices of fuck all mug."Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It Takes Two to Mango Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
Get the It Takes Two to Mango Burger mug.a girl who dresses for attention of the male population. has almost no brain and sleeps with anything with legs. can be either good looking or not. isn't worth no more than two-bits and a medical bill. can be considered pyscho by male popluation. women most use this term. Other factors: large groups or single, scantily clad women, underdressed teenagers, ex-girlfriends, or girls you just do not care to call your friends.
oh my gosh, mary! did you see all those two-bit tramping hoes at John's party last night? I almost died laughing when they tried to lap dance each other!
walking in the mall at summer time...See Mary, I told you it was two-bit tramping hoe season.
walking in the mall at summer time...See Mary, I told you it was two-bit tramping hoe season.
by crownvicp71grl March 29, 2010
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