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You caught the bug

If someone acquainted with you end up doing/saying something similar to what you have done in the near past, then they have "caught the bug". Similar to when someone is sick and they catch the same vibes as you had before.
"I ended up going on a long rant like you did the other day."
"Oh. Guess you caught the bug."
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we heard you the first time

Someone keeps repeating an unfunny joke you have heard 20 times
"HAHAHAHAH PEENYWISE HAHA-"

we heard you the first time bro

You're the strictest

Something one can say to complement another person on how they handle difficult situations calmly.
Person 1 - "He insulted me so I just walked away. I had no reason to give him more of my time."

Person 2 - "oohhh, you're the strictest!"

your head is to gas like your the shit or something 

your head is way too big meaning you think everything is abouit you and no one else.
if a girl says "what are you talking about i didnt do that"

and the guy says " lol i thought you were different but your head is to gas like your the shit or something"

then that girl would say "fuck you i dont think i am all that"

banana up your ass and around the corner 

An insult.
Very painful if applied on real life scenario's.
I'm gonna stick a banana up your ass and around the corner, you asshole!

pick up your stars in the dust 

an nicer of telling someone that respect is not simply deserved because you're you, but because you earned other peoples' respect.
if you happen to be a political pundit or a porch dog, please drive yourself away and start your lives all over again; learn how to pick up your stars in the dust. in the phrase pick up your stars in the dust, the stars also refer to the stars and stripes that denote a military rank on an individual's military uniform.

Nobody said you had to supply the sound effects! 

What an annoyed attendee snorts at you when you sarcastically voice a gross/crude/embarrassing "audio clip" during/after a humiliating event that others would prefer to hush up or forget/ignore.
Wry-faced storyteller: "...but needless to say, that big plate of beans very decidedly did **not** completely agree with me, and so I ---"
You: "July is National Baked Bean Month --- ppppppprrrrrrrppppppffffhh --- excuse me!"
Wry-faced storyteller, casting an irritated glance in your direction: "Hey --- that's quite enough --- nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!"