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Shit-Talking

Two- Girls, One Cup with more meaningful, incomprehensible, conversation spread thoroughly between the two and their orifices!
¹Female: "Hey, Shittany! Did you have corn at lunch just for meeehhee?!"
Uttered whilst retching on Shit!

²Female: "You -ugh, ugh- Know - yum-yum- IT!"

✓As Female² swooshes Feces about her mouth!

Female ¹&² : "We LOVE Shit-Talking!"
by Making Mischief December 28, 2022
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Coffee Talk

1. Chatting or gossiping with one or more persons while enjoying a piping hot cup of coffee.

2. The deep inner rumbling of the bowels that conveys an impending trip to the toilet by saying “We are about to blow!”Coffee talk commences about an hour or two after sucking down a few cups of the morning Joe.
Raylynn shared with me her first lesbian experience during our coffee talk. It was so hot I had to flick the bean when I got home.

My morning was sailing along perfectly until about 9:30 when the coffee talk hit. I was squeezing cheeks all the way to the shitter and barely made it before the morning’s mocha Java came pouring out.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021
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talking a shit

when you want to describe yourself taking a shit but you seem to write "talking a shit" instead of "taking a shit". it can also mean talking about the characteristics of faeces.
Rose: (on snapchat) When you're talking a shit
George: (sees Rose's snap) Well, so the consistency of the shit is NOT WELL.
Annie: LMAO
by lovemelikeyousayyoudo May 31, 2018
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Wtf are you talking about?

People who say "wtf are you talking about?" are complete idiots with an IQ of 50 who have zero business engaging into a conversation that they can't comprehend and that people who say "wtf are you talking about?" or "what are you on about?" must go back to 2nd grade.
Person A: Teaches Math 55
Person B: Took a nap during class
Person A: Wake up person B! Do you have an idea of what we are currently discussing?
Person B: Huh?! Wtf are you talking about?

Person A: Yeah, like I thought we were discussing the discrete probability theory so pay attention next time and I definitely you are going to get an E in this class for sure.
by X1 Gen KaneShiroX December 6, 2023
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kennel talk

Kennel talk is when you say something it could be anyting a sentence a word that the niggalopalord do not like therefore they will send you to the Kennels if you keep it up
Random guy hey man I think we should revolt against nigalopians general sounds like kennel talk take them away
by Nigalopalord January 7, 2020
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talking crisco

making an untrue statement with intent to deceive
burg isn't speaking the truth; he's talking crisco!!!
by tuffpuff June 28, 2008
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reality is lemons and the internet’s my lemonade!!
TALKING TO STRANGERS ONLINE WAS THE BEST DESCISION I EVER MADE is a lyric from shawn wasabi’s burnt rice and also from url 2 irl! (listen to both they’re good!!)
by anonymous May 15, 2025
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