social lame

this is someone who don't interact with people at all not good or a nerd , dork or geek of that nature but friendless and can be fat and sloppy too. can be male or female. they don't work. don't do nothing but smoke weed or get drink or get high and masturbate to porn or nerf stuff all day long. they tend to try and play video games but not really good at it. so make fun of everyone who does the stuff they can't do . just to throw people off that they can't do it. and even clothes they can't afford. or shoes or sneakers. and bling or jewelry. or nice hair styles. or contact lenses over glasses. lots of stuff like this. most people don't even see them. they order stuff online. masturbating is when you make your self orgasm by your self when normally you and your partner do it for each other at the same time. to save precious time. and make it that much better in pleasure.

a social lame is worst than a outcast but a social lame probably lied on them to make them one anyway.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 15, 2022

Social Needia

A state of being wherein a person desperately seeks contact with anyone else they can on social media, like Facebook, twitter, Snapchat, etc., whether because they have little in-person interaction or just because it makes them feel validated.

Primus: "Holy shit, this chick has added me on Facebook like 17 times and I still don't know who she is."
Secundus: "Yeah, she's on Social Needia hardcore."

by Apokamptos April 26, 2015

social cropdusting

When someone walks into a room and seeds an argument over an intentionally dividing subject, and gets everyone upset with each other, and then casually leaves as the arguments continue to brew.

A group of close co-workers and I were having lunch in the cafeteria, when out of nowhere, Karen from accounting walks through and says "It's perfectly natural for Tom Brady to kiss his son on the lips.". Moments later, the anger and arguments between everyone defending their points of view had escalated to a point where nobody even noticed Karen had already left. Karen is a master at social cropdusting; she does it all the time. Karen is a bitch.

by USABooty June 8, 2023

Social Scat

Tweets and other social media entries left by an individual. Often studied and analyzed in order to draw conclusions about a persons online and offline personae. Currently not readily accepted as being reliable, although it is admissible in a court of law and may be used against you. Especially if you act like an asshole.

By following the social scat of the Boston Bombers many concluded that the younger brother was not a religious fanatic.

by Uchoose April 26, 2013

Social Bug

A group of people all standing around one phone watching it, a social bug group

“Look over there, it’s another social bug group’

by EB Moonshine April 21, 2021

social investing

Social investing, a practice embraced by many, carries inherent risks—especially for individuals lacking financial education. The allure of quick gains can lead to perilous outcomes when investors heed misguided recommendations and invest in assets such as meme stocks, penny stocks, or cryptocurrencies like GameStop, AMC, or Bitcoin, right before a market sell-off. This scenario underscores the importance of conducting thorough research and exercising caution when navigating the dynamic world of social investing.

Bob: Hey man, Carly told me to download Robinhood for social investing into this one penny stock. I put $100 bucks into it.
Jason: Did you make money on it?
Bob: Nah man, the company went bankrupt and got delisted! I lost all my money!
Jason: You need to be more responsible with your money!

by the _bad_investor December 8, 2023

social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons.

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Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard, unless you want to lol in the remake of the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin.

by Sexydimma March 5, 2014