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Max

Guy that falls asleep because of too much alcohol.
Man with a relatively large afro: ‘yo where is Max?’
Boy with sick fat beard: ‘He’s sleeping because he drank too much. What a lightweight!’

The man and boy laugh too loud while slapping their thighs.
by The Great Harry Testes May 9, 2018
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Max young

He was short in his early days but will grow to be a towering 6,2. Has a massive penis and will do your mrs. If you get on the wrong side off Max Young he will punch knocking you out. Give him your money and he will like you.
Girl: omg his cock was so big

Girl.2: Ik

Girl.3: you guys only just received his cock I’ve been receiving max young’s cock every week
by Mambah November 22, 2021
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Max

Max is a person who has large genitals and is good looking, we all need a max in our life
Jeez I wish I was max
by Jamaica23 January 1, 2023
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Max Payne Thousand

Bad ass female. She cool asf. Typically used when talking to the guys.
Person 1 : Aye brodie, I got a shordy comin over tonight.
Person 2 YOOOO! She Max Payne Thousand?
Person 1: Fasho brodie. You alr know how im coming
by raawr :| June 21, 2022
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Max is great

Max is the best human alive. Nobody is greater than him.
by ME 2000 September 10, 2018
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Max

A dickhead who will never get a pussy
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